Wednesday, 25 August 2010
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Short Blog Challenge
I got a message from someone today who said that I tend to ramble too much in my blogs. They said they like my blogs, but that it is often difficult for them to get through a whole one. That does not make much sense, but whatever.
They then went on to challenge me to write a blog in five words or less. They bet me that I could not do it. Well person who will not be named, this is for you.
5 Word Blog Post
by vanedaveDear You,
Fuck Your Couch.
Looks like I just won a bet!
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Comments (34)
Rambling is for awesome people!
Who cares if you ramble? We all do, and some of the best blogs I've ever read were all over the place. This person sounds a little OCD or something.
Anyway...You rock.
If we could only blog in five words or less, probably a lot of posts would sound like that.
tl;dr
LOL!
It's a shame you make people have to read, or that you write on your blog. What are you thinking?
haha, next challenge: one word post. Bonus points if it actually speaks volumes instead of it just being a random word.
lol... this is funny.
I always find your blogs thoughtful and well organized, so I can't see why someone couldn't get through an entry of yours.
Now if you start typing LyK DiS, I will unsub, block you, defriend you, whatever it takes to get that shit off my page. :D. However, its your blog.
maybe that person meant format more than length.
still, someone must be new here to complain about how many words a person uses. lame, yo.
@whotakethmycoke - lol. Now THAT would be difficult.
@quodmenutriut - I can promise you, with 100% certainty, that you will never see any of that nonsense on my page.
pwned
Now that was a blog.
why the couch? what did it do?
@gwacemom@momaroo - Some of my finest work.
@illgrindmyownthankyou - that was a Dave Chapelle/Rick James reference.
Word limits are for Pulses. :D
@vanedave - ohhh, little slow on the uptake today, sorry
When I've got the time to spare and the desire to sit and read, I love lengthy posts. 'Specially when they come from people who actually know how to write. This person needs to be beat over the head with an encyclopedia or something repeatedly until his/her brains fall out. No need to read ever again, what-so-ever!
lol the tags. Hahah
If there was a prize for person least likely to win that bet, it would have my name carved on it with gold plating and silver star sticker right at the "a" of Victoria.
:P
~V
@AmeSoeur - Have I told you lately that I love you?
LMAO.
I'd say that's a win.
LOL the whole point of blogging is to write. Just write 5 words?? psshhh.....
ha
Half of my blogs read like pulses.