The Comment War to end all Comment Wars!

Monday, 06 July 2009

The Comment War to end all Comment Wars!
There's nothing like when a good conversation gets started up in the comments section of a blog. I am talking about a substantial back and forth, not just one or two replies. My favorite is when this back and forth involves two or more smart asses battling wits to see who can say the best smart ass comment.
I had a few posts last week that had little mini comment wars. I also engaged in a few on other people's pages. I had so much fun wth those that I decided to give this idea a shot.
This post is strictly about the discussion. Leave a comment and while you're at it, see if there is anyone in the comments section you feel like sparking up a back and forth with.
- If you are one of the first to comment just say whatever you like. You can say something smart, you can say something that has been on your mind, or you can talk smack to me.
- Rec this so that we can get a real good war going.
- Check back to see how the discussion has progressed and find new comments to pick on.
- Remember, the object is to be a smart ass, not to be a dick.
Okay, that's about all you need. Hopefully this will stir things up around here a bit. Maybe some of you will meet some new people on here. Or maybe some of you quiet people can use this as an opportunity to show some claws. Who knows?
I'll start it off.

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i don't wanna rec...
don't like that?
lets have a war then!
- 7/6/2009 12:31 PM
- maniacsicko (message)
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This is crap, Dave. I've seen better posts on a blog for Paris Hilton's dog.
- 7/6/2009 12:42 PM
- MyxlDove (message)
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@maniacsicko - If I verbally beat you into submission, will you rec then?

I am hoping more and more each day that Jon and Kate die in a freak accident involving a tandem bike, a flock of pigeons, and a papparazzi camera flash. Oh and how was everyone's fourth of July?
- 7/6/2009 12:34 PM
- vanedave (message)
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I can't be witty when asked to be witty. Just some days, I'm all jokes and sarcasm. Other days not so much. *throws a punch for good measure*
- 7/6/2009 12:34 PM
- x_Butterflies_and_Hurricanes_x (message)
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Yo mama so fat that when she backs up you hear: Beep, beep, beep.....
- 7/6/2009 12:34 PM
- nidan (message)
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@MyxlDove - Random Dave Thought: People from California can kiss my black ass.
- 7/6/2009 12:34 PM
- vanedave (message)
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@nidan - Lame yeah I know, but it was the first thing I thought of.

At least you get a rec off me.
- 7/6/2009 12:35 PM
- nidan (message)
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@vanedave - nope, unless you die together with Jon and Kate.... or if you rec my post too, hahaha (evil laugh)
- 7/6/2009 12:37 PM
- maniacsicko (message)
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@x_Butterflies_and_Hurricanes_x - Well I am asking you to be witty. Insult Maniacsicko as a punishment for his insubordination. Make fun of him for havng a small "club".
- 7/6/2009 12:38 PM
- vanedave (message)
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@vanedave - Yeah, come out to Hollywood and I'll start a new series, Dave: WAX (Wack A$$ Xangans)? I'll do a double interview with you and Perez_on_x.
- 7/6/2009 12:40 PM
- MyxlDove (message)
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@nidan - you did rec. That almost made up for the headache that momma joke gave me. Oooh how bout this? Yo momma so old that she actually remembers when Nidan's yo momma joke came out.

OOOOOOHHHH SNAP!

@maniacsicko - I would gladly sacrifice my life to bring an end to Jon and Kate's reign of terror. Let me see what you wrote about today.
- 7/6/2009 12:41 PM
- vanedave (message)
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@nidan - Your mother is so fat, it affects her self-esteem.
- 7/6/2009 12:41 PM
- Garistotle (message)
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@vanedave - you treat me like a light switch. I'm appalled.
@maniacsicko - I'm told you have a small club... pathetic. You know what they say about men with small clubs...
- 7/6/2009 12:42 PM
- x_Butterflies_and_Hurricanes_x (message)
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@vanedave - hey now...your fans come from CA! T.T
- 7/6/2009 12:42 PM
- elelkewljay (message)
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@MyxlDove - ooooooooooooh burn
- 7/6/2009 12:42 PM
- x_Butterflies_and_Hurricanes_x (message)
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Abortion is always wrong except in cases where the life of the mother is in danger.
- 7/6/2009 12:45 PM
- radicalramblings (message)
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@vanedave - Sorry there's no way I could possibly top that.

@Garistotle - Actually my mama's self esteem is so low it bumped satan in the head.
- 7/6/2009 12:45 PM
- nidan (message)
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@MyxlDove - So you'd be doing a whole series based on a lie. That would ruin your rep man. People would just look at you like "Dave wack? Since when does MyxlDove do drugs? And here I thought he was all wholesome and stuff!" You'd be throwing away your whole goody two shoes reputation just to throw hate my way.

WAX does have a nice ring to it though. How bout Dave: WAX (Wise Ass Xangans)?
- 7/6/2009 12:46 PM
- vanedave (message)
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@Garistotle - Your mother is so fat, it affects her self-esteem, eh? Canadians! Ugh.
- 7/6/2009 12:46 PM
- the_most_interesting_man (message)
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@Garistotle - hehe. Simple yet effective. Not bad for a Canadian.
- 7/6/2009 12:46 PM
- vanedave (message)
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Dave it's better when there's legitimate beef between people
- 7/6/2009 12:46 PM
- Paul_Partisan (message)
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@x_Butterflies_and_Hurricanes_x - ooh yeah? haven't you heard they are adjustible, and can grow a dozen times its size? the person who told you that was purely jealous
- 7/6/2009 12:47 PM
- maniacsicko (message)
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@Garistotle - W'sup G... how's that AOL knock-off comin'? You know... COLD (Canada's On Line, D@mnit!).
- 7/6/2009 12:48 PM
- MyxlDove (message)
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How does it feel knowing that, no matter how well the Mets climb back into the pennant race, they'll still crash and burn?
- 7/6/2009 12:48 PM
- another_rebel_without_a_cause (message)
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@x_Butterflies_and_Hurricanes_x - Did you not offer. You said when asked, so I asked. Nobody likes an Indian giver.

@elelkewljay - Oh. Excuse me. Edit that to say Men named Maurice from California.
- 7/6/2009 12:49 PM
- vanedave (message)
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